Check out this monstrosity I found lurking in the freezer!
Having decided I haven’t eaten nearly enough frikken dirt today, these horrors are consigned straight to microwave hades where they will spend a short but painful time before descending to the final circle of hell, aka me awful guts.
I make no pretense at this being a fancy food blog but I have gone gourmet as heck on these rude sausages. Observe the subtle blending of sugary tomato bash up and yellow dirt paste. Très bon!
One bite in and I’m already in processed meat heaven. In my mind this is what eating a human dick wrapped in carpet underlay would be like. ( full review of that in a future food blog post maybe )