Corndogs

Check out this monstrosity I found lurking in the freezer!

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Having decided I haven’t eaten nearly enough frikken dirt today, these horrors are consigned straight to microwave hades where they will spend a short but painful time before descending to the final circle of hell, aka me awful guts.

 

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I make no pretense at this being a fancy food blog but I have gone gourmet as heck on these rude sausages.  Observe the subtle blending of sugary tomato bash up and yellow dirt paste. Très bon!

 

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One bite in and I’m already in processed meat heaven. In my mind this is what eating a human dick wrapped in carpet underlay would be like. ( full review of that in a future food blog post maybe )

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