Shepherds Egg

Today I had a vision. Today i will create that vision in the mortal realm.

First up i got some potatoes, and gave them a lil shave, then chopped up, like a vegetarian Sweeney Todd

potato

 

Then i buried the bodies at sea. Is this the end for our starchy heroes? Only time will tell what fate has in store for them.

 

bath time

Next up i got some onions and garlic. Imo this is as close to salad as you want to get m8s

onions

Frying those onions up. Also thats a giant spoon not a tiny frying pan and a child’s hand

onionsfry

Cooking is hard work so we took a break and ate this cake.

cake

This is your brain, this is your brain on drugs. Just kidding its meat. On drugs

meat

Added the meat and some more nonsense and did a cook .This is what we top chefs like to call pie guts

guts

Got the potatoes and mashed em up all magical with this frikken dragon butter. They call me the Greasey Gandalf, the dairy godmother, i make your buttery wishes come true son.

dragon butter

Forming the egg

mashpod

Pie guts go in the egg. ( the only phrase you’ll ever need to work in a pro kitchen environment )

fillingdamashpod

The finished Shepherds Egg, a thing of beauty soon to be ruined by mans hubris.

mashegg

I decided to try and give my egg a nice golden shell but it kind of deflated in the oven. What we have here is more a shepherds bum cheek tbh

shepherdstit

Disappointing to say the least but Weezy looks to be enjoying the taste of Shepherds Arse.

puko

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